by Sandy Paiement on Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 9:11am
Why is it absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Why is it you always spot the typo AFTER you hit the send button?
Why is it always the "ugly" head that's being reared?
Why is it always the "little" black dress?
Why is it the voice mail message system asks you to press "pound" key when selecting from directory and then asks you if the name selected is correct, press "the number sign"?
Appending more Why'isms
Why is it when the dispatcher is dispatching, he has a coordinator, but when I am dispatching, I don't!
Why is it that technology can't be on the same page with certain devices, such as:
1. the Telephone vs the Calculator - THE NUMBERS are in REVERSE on each - explains why I am always dialing the wrong number!
2. the Microwave Oven - some you've got to press "TIME COOK" button or something similar, and THEN enter the time - others you only need to enter the amount of time. When I am at home using my own microwave I don't get why the damned thing won't start cooking, and realize finally that I am using my office microwave method...and the same damn thing happens when I am at the office!
Why is it you always spot the typo AFTER you hit the send button?
Why is it always the "ugly" head that's being reared?
Why is it always the "little" black dress?
Why is it the voice mail message system asks you to press "pound" key when selecting from directory and then asks you if the name selected is correct, press "the number sign"?
Appending more Why'isms
Why is it when the dispatcher is dispatching, he has a coordinator, but when I am dispatching, I don't!
Why is it that technology can't be on the same page with certain devices, such as:
1. the Telephone vs the Calculator - THE NUMBERS are in REVERSE on each - explains why I am always dialing the wrong number!
2. the Microwave Oven - some you've got to press "TIME COOK" button or something similar, and THEN enter the time - others you only need to enter the amount of time. When I am at home using my own microwave I don't get why the damned thing won't start cooking, and realize finally that I am using my office microwave method...and the same damn thing happens when I am at the office!
Why is it that we do not live and love in the moment, but have to put a plan in place for that to happen? 
Duris Maxwell
September 13, 2009 at 9:18pm
Duris Maxwell"Why is it absence makes the heart grow fonder?"
Pre-coffee syndrome.
"Why is it always the "ugly" head that's being reared?"
Because it scared away the pretty one.
"Why is it always the "little" black dress?"
Because the big black dress doesn't work.
"Why is it the voice mail message system asks you to press "pound" key when selecting from directory and then asks you if the name selected is correct, press "the number sign"?"
To piss you off.
Appending more Why'isms
"Why is it when the dispatcher is dispatching, he has a coordinator, but when I am dispatching, I don't!"
Because he's "special".
"Why is it that technology can't be on the same page with certain devices, such as:
1. the Telephone vs the Calculator - THE NUMBERS are in REVERSE on each - explains why I am always dialing the wrong number!
2. the Microwave Oven - some you've got to press "TIME COOK" button or something similar, and THEN enter the time - others you only need to enter the amount of time. When I am at home using my own microwave I don't get why the damned thing won't start cooking, and realize finally that I am using my office microwave method...and the same damn thing happens when I am at the office!"
Actually, you're starring in the latest episode of 'Punked'.
Because you forget how much of a jerk %^$% is/was/whatever.
"Why is it you always spot the typo AFTER you hit the send button?"
"Why is it always the "ugly" head that's being reared?"
Because it scared away the pretty one.
"Why is it always the "little" black dress?"
Because the big black dress doesn't work.
"Why is it the voice mail message system asks you to press "pound" key when selecting from directory and then asks you if the name selected is correct, press "the number sign"?"
To piss you off.
Appending more Why'isms
"Why is it when the dispatcher is dispatching, he has a coordinator, but when I am dispatching, I don't!"
Because he's "special".
"Why is it that technology can't be on the same page with certain devices, such as:
1. the Telephone vs the Calculator - THE NUMBERS are in REVERSE on each - explains why I am always dialing the wrong number!
2. the Microwave Oven - some you've got to press "TIME COOK" button or something similar, and THEN enter the time - others you only need to enter the amount of time. When I am at home using my own microwave I don't get why the damned thing won't start cooking, and realize finally that I am using my office microwave method...and the same damn thing happens when I am at the office!"
Actually, you're starring in the latest episode of 'Punked'.
Why is it you've got an answer for just EVERYTHING?!!
HAHAHA :o)
HAHAHA :o)
February 15, 2010 at 5:05pm
Years of shameless practice. Or years of practicing being shameless. Whatever. Wait, can I get back to you on that?...speaking of things that disappear into the void. :o)"Monday, February 15, 2010 5:17 pm
You just gotta know where to put things...
February 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm
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